“Oh, Kylie,” Jessica said to me. “That underskirt was SHORT.”
To which I replied, “WHAT underskirt?”
Watch those enthusiastic gestures, Kylie. Your labia might prefer a life of anonymity.
Come to think of it, don’t hug anyone either. Just maybe don’t do anything, actaully. Except go sit down somewhere and then ask to be carried to your car.
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