When Kristen wore Galvan to a recent minor awards ceremony, we dared to dream of a world where she shrugged off her Chanel contract and just LIVED, DAMMIT. But no, she’s back on their bullshit, and it is an Extra Strength Pile. When I saw this sartorial shitshow, I laughed out loud, sent it to Jessica, and received the following response: “This is so horrible!!!!!! It is THRILLING.” It’s true. I cannot help wishing she had saved it for the Oscars. WHY, KRISTEN. If you’re going to choose chaos, don’t stop yourself short; take it all the way to the biggest worst-dressed list on the biggest stage.
