“PSST, KIM, IT’S OKAY, I LOVE YOU MORE EACH AND EVERY DAY, SO DON’T TRY TO KEEP THE HATERS AT BAY — YOU WEAR THAT NAPKIN YOUR WAY, BECAUSE MY LOVE WILL NOT DECAY, SO BE MY MOCKINGJAY AND HEAR ME WHEN I SAY THAT RING WAS WORTH WHAT I HAD TO PAY AND I JUST HOPE AND PRAY YOUR MOM WILL NEVER FIND OUT I ACTUALLY WENT TO JARED.”

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