At least in her courtside seats, it just looked like she was wearing a huge feathered skirt. Once she stands up, it’s clear there are — somewhere in England – two royal guardsmen taped to a shelving unit in a supply closet, wondering how long to wait for their hats, and if anyone will bring them sandwiches. I guess it is Januhairy; she’s probably just desperate to be au courant.

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