This dress is actually much more interesting than it first appears — the beading on the hem reminds me of evil icicles, and I am always at home for something that’s artfully made that also makes you look like you might be considering becoming a beautiful, noble nun in an old movie. But more than anything, I am here for those shoes. I was just about to launch into an entire thing about how she LOVES these shoes and wears them all the time, but when I went looking for proof for this assertion, I realized that I was wrong. I own a pair of shoes like this (mine are LK Bennett) and it it I who wear them all the time. I promise — HAND TO GOD — there are no other ways in which I believe myself to be Keira Knightley.