It’s an act of bravery to wear a white coat to a primary school visit. You must trust that (a) no child will come careening into you with a packet of chocolate pudding or a Styrofoam cup full of finger paint, and/or (b) the royal laundry has tricks the likes of which we mere mortals cannot even hope to comprehend.

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