What this truly feels like to me is a Designer Imposters version of the Time Lenny Kravitz Wore That Massive Scarf, but it’s not not that Katie Holmes has spent the last five years of her life underneath some kind of Beauty and the Beastian spell wherein she has been living as the ratty 70s sofa from someone’s dorm rec room and has only just now re-wakened in her human form:

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It could definitely also be that.

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