The King’s Trust — formerly the Prince’s Trust; that’s what happens with accession, after all — threw a party in New York and got a motley array of celebs in attendance. We begin with Heidi Klum, who is wearing a bizarrely shlubby outfit by her usual standards, and one with absolutely deranged proportions. You think, “The sleeves are too long, and maybe the pants are too,” and then you notice that her right foot (on the left above) looks like it was run over by a steamroller because the trousers are positively flowing out onto the carpet around her. This is some of the worst tailoring I’ve ever seen. Tim Gunn would have the vapors. He’d be on a fainting couch right now breathing into a bag and muttering, “Calling it ‘student work’ is insulting to students. And to work.”
