Am I crazy for thinking that Kate could play Victoria Beckham in a movie about… whatever is going on with the Beckhams? If they get divorced: End It Like Beckham. If they go bankrupt: Spend It Like Beckham. If she comes up with a fast-fashion company to rival Forever 21 OR become embroiled in a huge social media scandal: Trend It Like Beckham. If she republishes all of their various memoirs with new chapters: Append It Like Beckham. I could keep going. Should I? Or should I Suspend It Like Beckham?