I feel like Christian Siriano put all his energy into making an explosive red skirt, and then had about five minutes to attach it to something else. The bodice is like a combination of a tube top and a dog collar, with… a bonus leash in there, I suppose. He showed it without the gigantic gloves, which I honestly think was the right decision…

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… because the longer I look at them, the more they pick up on the pup theme and I start to wonder if they’re secretly a genius Hefty glove where you pick up your dog’s intestinal deposit and then tear it right off, pull it over your hand, and BOOM, it’s a disposal system. Has that been invented, or did I just do something?

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