This green two-piece number is aggressively fine — she’s wearing it to Colbert, although I don’t believe she wore it on the air — and it’s possible that those Louboutins are ALSO aggressively fine, or even more! But the combination of the two makes her look like she’s popped into the Saks shoe department on the way home from another event for a wee spree of footwear purchases, and we just missed the part where she took off the shoes she actually paired with this look, tried these one, and then held up her pant leg to see how the booties look on her legs and said to her friend, “OBVIOUSLY I would wear these with something else.”

I kinda don’t know why she didn’t just wear the green item on Colbert, though. Instead, she wore this:

'The Late Show with Stephen Colbert' tv show, New York, USA - 25 Jun 2018

Hair: Great. Lipstick: Fab. Inexplicable leg openings meant to reinvent the wheel, if by “the wheel,” you mean THE “COMMON PANT LEG, SOMETHING THAT WORKS FINE ALREADY!”: Sigh.

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