This post was supposed to publish yesterday, and I just… forgot. I downloaded the pictures, dropped them in, and then… spaced and simply did not write it. I suppose that’s better than publishing it blank? Anyway, on Sunday, J.Lo decided to wander around New York City in a woolly Gucci shorts and sweater set, on a day the Internet tells me was 54 degrees Fahrenheit at best. Who do you think you are, Jennifer? A Canadian?!? (Said with love. Even my California babies, when we lived there, turned into “It’s TOTALLY not too cold for shorts” people.) Anyway, this outfit is absurd — we do not need sleep shorts to have matching outside cardigans unless I guess you hire the paps to watch you drag your garbage cans to the street — and it’s exactly what I needed this week. And because she’s J.Lo, she’s almost making it work. Those boots ARE great, and then she added sunglasses, in the manner of all people who wonder if they can make themselves hotter:

Celebrity Sightings In New York City - November 03, 2024

If Gucci decided to do an aviatrix themed fashion show, we have a candidate here.

Having said publishing nothing was better than publishing this blank, now that I’ve WRITTEN this post, maybe blank was the way to go. Oh well. I assume NO ONE is operating at full capacity this week.

[Photos: Aeon/GC Images]