One more thing that Covid stole from us: The Jingle Ball. It was so reliable for wretched backstage outfits and even worse ensembles on-stage. Who would even be there this year, do we think? Billie Eilish? Dua Lipa? Doja Cat, maybe? Tori Kelly? Well. IT DOESN’T MATTER, because we are not getting a multi-city parade of fools in 2020. This means that in 2021, the Jingle Ball season needs to begin in like September and just keep on keeping on, feeding our starved souls. Thanks in advance. P.S. Invite Demi. You KNOW she’s got more whence these came.

[Photos: Shutterstock]
22