I read a Blind Item the other day that implied that Chloe Sevigny has a habit of getting drunk at parties and going around and enumerating her grievances, as if every event is a fresh Festivus just waiting for its feats of strength. Frankly, I support this. Not because I necessarily think an unbridled grievance airing is a great idea, but mostly because I think it sounds like a great way to enliven an otherwise boring party.

Beyond that, we must discuss the design choices that were made WRT her boobs:

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I like the dress, I support the lipstick, and I’m delighted she’s found a convenient place to stash her extra housekey, but those two circular pockets right over her bosoms make my face hurt. They look like two tiny deflated airbags.  So ineffective in case of emergency!

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