For once in my life, I might just… not type many words. Certainly not WORDS, or WRODS. Michelle Yeoh looks perfect in this Elie Saab. I would pay money to see her and Helen Mirren in a motherf*cking walk-off. Does anyone need to fill any broadcast hours? We could do it telethon-style for charity. They could walk it off all NIGHT in their regal gowns and we’d save the freaking world.

Okay, so I guess I did type many words. You knew I’d find some.

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