I mean, obviously my headline is a rhetorical question: She is not wearing pants in the sense of trousers, but she is of course technically wearing bottoms here. They’re leather boy shorts, it seems — the sort of spankies you’d wear if you were on the dance team over at BSDM U — but they exist.  The real question is: SHOULD they? Theoretically speaking, anyway — literally speaking, they must.

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