Oh, man. In the past, she and Jason Wu have combined for sartorial greatness. This…is not one of those times:
Is it TERRIBLE? Does it make me want to cry? Do I feel like tearing out my hair and tying it around my eyes so I don’t need to see this anymore? Does it make me DESPAIR for HUMANITY? Do I want to steal someone’s Vespa and speed it angrily through Barney’s, yelling insults at ugly clothes as they flash past me? Nah. But do I think, “oh, Diane. You’ve done better. Your torso looks like an armoire”? Yes. Yes, it does. And Wu was being honored at this event, so I’m sort of bummed we didn’t get something more…transporting.