Just to recap: This is a photo of Paris Hilton, wearing a Juicy sweater, posing in front of The Ivy on Robertson. Earlier today, I saw paparazzi shots of Brandon Davis float down the wire. Phoebe Price got snapped, too, with a woman going by the name of “Frenchy Morgan” — NO RELATION!!! — and parenthetically speaking, the story that the Daily Mail (I Know) wrote about their outing is SO OVER THE TOP that I actually think whoever wrote it is pulling our collective leg. My point it…are we TOTALLY sure this is still 2018 and not 2006? If it is 2006, do you think we have enough time to, uh…you know, head some stuff off at the pass?