This is kin to the infamous baby-blue Mugler in which Miranda Kerr is basically belting her skin.

It’s basically that outfit, shifted 90 degrees, with an added labial shelf. And you could file your nails by running them up and down the fabric’s peaks and valleys on her right side. Maybe THAT’S the logic behind the cutouts: If making one smooth side is still too hard, just… delete the other one.

That poor gold chain cannot be happy with the company it’s keeping. I don’t think “necklace” is meant to be a contraction of “neck shoelace.”

[Photos: Fame/Flynet]