I imagine Julia today is playing the most popular concierge at a bar in The Village that specializes in board games, and she is walking home after she got sucked into an after-hours game of Settlers of Catan with a sexy regular who ended up taking her back to his place.
I can’t explain why she added an identical second shirt, or tied it around herself as if it jumped out from a bush and started hugging her from behind. But, she’s a sidewalk performance artist, at this point. We’re not always meant to understand. We’re just meant to giggle, and that, at least, I do.
