Two awards shows on the same day is a terrible idea. TERRIBLE. Who did this? Did no one pick up the phone and yell at the Critics Choice people when they rescheduled for this date? Could these not have been last weekend, when a lot of people were also here for the Independent Spirits? I don’t think I stood up for twelve straight hours on Sunday, and just know that as you read this I am probably changing my compression socks and cursing. All of which is to say that I was SO DELIGHTED when this photo popped up in front of me, because it’s hideously cramazing and it woke me right up and I want to hug her. This site was born on fug, and LO, THE FUG LIVES.

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