I interviewed Hailey Baldwin at Fashion Week once — many moons ago, the first time she dated the Biebs. She was surprisingly charming and fun, and ergo, I rather wish some wizened old wise woman would pull her aside and hiss, “barring something truly unexpected happening, this is the most famous you’re ever going to be. DO YOU WANT DO TO THAT IN LEATHER BIKE SHORTS?” Whoops, I guess I just did it.

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