Selena Gomez looks like an extremely unhappy bridesmaid.

I would be, too, if the wedding were in Vegas at 4 a.m. after the bridal party’s shift at The Tricksy Salamander ended — and, of course, after they all smothered themselves in hand sanitizer before wrapping on the clearance-rack tube top and sarong that clearly came from a shop called Bride Before A Fall, but which the lady herself lied and said was “Ver-sayce.” Nobody, frankly, is too stoked for that wedding.

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