Well, it should be no surprise that Kimmy here showed up in something that’s supposed to look regal and sophisticated, but instead looks like she’s been watching too much Dynasty and doesn’t understand what she should actually take away from it.
It looks terrible on her, but it’s also basically just a satin onesie. Is she taking style tips from her baby? Will it be footie pajamas soon?
But what amuses me is that here, everything seems to be carefully wrangled for maximum coverage. And then later she stepped out with Kanye:
“I WAS LIKE, LISTEN KIM, I’M NOT GONNA LET YOU FINISH ‘CAUSE YOUR ASSETS YOU DIMINISH, SO IF I MAY PLEASE BE SO BOLD, LET KANYE FIX YOUR SCAFFOLD AND GIVE THE DRAPES A TAPE-HOLD AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE CAN TELL IT’S COLD, SO THESE PHOTOS CAN GET HELLA SOLD . BUT DON’T LOOK DOWN JUST GRIN AND BEAR IT, ‘CAUSE KANYE WEST KNOWS HOW YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO WEAR IT, BECAUSE I HAVE DONE FOR CLOTHES WHAT GEORGE CLOONEY HAS DONE FOR A LOT OF BRUNETTES EXCEPT I DID IT DOPER.”
[PHOTOS: SPLASH NEWS]