Let’s see what Stella’s going to be inflicting upon us next. Actually, some of it isn’t half bad, I don’t think. But I’m also in the post-Oscars fugue state, so who even knows what I’m talking about? I just danced around my living room to an Oreo commercial. In fairness, those Oreo commercials are awesome; the ad agency who pulled those off deserves a raise. (Fun fact, the Martin Agency creative director who wrote the jingle also wrote the Free Credit Report.com jingle.) Hey, did I just fall into an fugue-state-prompted Oreo commercial wormhole? I did! Can I somehow connect it back to Stella by noting that her father also wrote his share of very very catchy tunes that also make you dance around your living room? Not really, but I gave it the old college try.

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