Truly, life is a mystery and we all contain multitudes. How else to explain that I both like this and think she looks good in it, AND I’m concerned that the bead-and-skin detailing on her side sort of looks like Fancy Ringworm. It can only be that we are each a great tapestry. Also, please remind me to call my new band Fancy Ringworm. We’re terrible, but we look great.

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