The short, shiny skirt we all had, generally from Contempo Casuals.

The tube top.

The tan line.

Those shoes.

That bowling bag.

Her glasses, almost certainly purchased at, or knocked off by, Urban Outfitters.

The bowling bag that’s honestly probably Prada and still pretty great.

The (I think) Baby G watch.

Someone please beam this woman into a Candies ad with Jenny McCarthy and complete the cycle.

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