You’ve already seen what Shailene Woodley ill-advisedly wore to this fake-sounding awards show, but what you may not know is that the guest list to this sucker was proper: Nicole Kidman, the cast of Crazy Rich Asians, Glenn Close, Mahershala Ali, Timotheeeee Chalameeeet, Michael B. Jordan, and even Brad Pitt — or as the Internet squealed, “A rare Hot Brad Pitt sighting.” Plus: TURTLENECKS. Oh yes.

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