GEOFFREY RUSH: I’m photobombing this picture of Bellatrix Lestrange and Mark Darcy!
HELENA BONHAM CARTER: That’s not who we really are, Geoffrey.
COLIN FIRTH: Nor are you technically photobombing us. You’re more like….posing saucily along with us.
GEOFFREY: Fine! I’m posing saucily in this picture of Lucy Honeychurch and Mr….Darcy, again! Hey, I never noticed that before.
COLIN: That’s kind of the whole point of Mark Darcy.
GEOFFREY: So you’re Mark Darcy AND MISTER Darcy?
HELENA: Can I just interject here that I’m not actually Lucy Honeychurch either?
COLIN: Also, his name is Fitzwilliam. Which is why he prefers to go by “Mister.”
GEOFFREY: I can’t believe that this Darcy/Darcy thing never came up in our meetings of The Society of British Actors Excluded from Harry Potter.
HELENA: Oh, DEAR GOD. GET OVER IT. We don’t have room for EVERY ACTOR IN THE UNITED KINGDOM. Also, YOU’RE ACTUALLY AUSTRALIAN.
COLIN: I’ll have you know that we welcome all people with accents who feel excluded from the most prolific franchise Great Britain has ever produced.
HELENA: Fine. Fine. Whatever. I’ve been hearing about this for years. Do you know many times Hugh Grant has rung me and hung up? Get over it. Start talking about my outfit.
GEOFFREY: It’s terribly PLAID.
COLIN: It’s incredibly YOU.
HELENA: You should have seen what I wore earlier!
GEOFFREY: That’s even MORE you!
COLIN: And even MORE plaid!