Heidi Klum will appear on GFY later today in something very normal and summery — and yes, that clearly means the scales of the universe need to be balanced. I present to you:

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Now, for a hot second, I thought those were ENTIRELY pants, but no — they are simply fringed boots. Except “simple” is not the appropriate word for shoes that not only rocket so far over the knee, but deliver 360-degrees of fringe.

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I believe Dundas takes the blame for the sheer t-shirt, but the boots are Louboutins. I can only assume he was watching Xanadu when he designed them, although that might cast unfair aspersions on that movie.

Halsey, meanwhile, went in a totally different direction at an event this weekend:

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That’s an absurd outfit made of yellow pantyhose. But I have an equal gripe with her hair and makeup, which — especially the latter — are conspiring to overwhelm her. I keep imagining handing her a Ponds wipe and then returning her to the punkier pixie cut, dyed any color of her choice. It’s better, right? It’s still a bodystocking, yes, but I will take any improvement I can get.

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