I feel like all of them are like, “LA LA LA LA LOOK OVER HERE AT MEEEEEEEEEE WILL AND KATE WILL BE BACK EVENTUALLY EVERYTHING IS FINE!” It’s true that hats are a GREAT universal distraction. On the other hand, even the street signs are pressuring Harry to get married. Lay off, street signs!

[Speaking of all things royal, this seems as good a time as any to let you royal watchers know that we’ve put up a post on our book blog about the shenanigans we got up to in England at the start of this year, while we were over there researching The Royal We. Yes, that post includes both buttresses and futuristic pods in which to whizz.]

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