You could have told me it was five years, or ten, since Cate wore these. You could have told me Where’d You Go, Bernadette? came out any number of years ago and it would have felt real, in this era where time has lost all meaning. I don’t remember them, which is crazy, because they really do look like someone used their piping skills to make a leg of mutton out of cake icing. And I think I would change the color. (Imagine them in silver!) But, hey, if someone wanted to PLEASE MAKE OCEAN’S NINE HAPPEN, she could wear this for some glamorous hijinks — or give Cate the James Bond role and let Q trick those sleeves OUT for espionage shenanigans. Yeah, I think that’s my preference. Get on that, please, somebody.

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