Technically this happened in 2018, so we can’t call this ushering in the New Year with a bang; it’s really more kicking 2018 out the door in the manner it deserved.

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This is custom head-to-toe faux-leather by Christian Siriano, whom we’re featuring later today as having had a pretty significant year. I’ll say this: He is very good at making stuff in keeping with the personality of the wearer, even if he as a human being is not perhaps super stoked by COORDINATING MANURE-COLORED PLEATHER KNEEPADS. Then again, maybe he is. Maybe Christian sat at home sketching those with his Apple Pencil and thought, “Football and volleyball and scrubbing toilets could be so much more GLAMOROUS.”