I find Gwyneth Paltrow as frustrating — based on her interviews and enterprise — as most people do, but in the past she’s been good for some stellar fashion moments both iconic (that Tom Ford cape) and asinine (too many to link). Her retreat from acting, and absorption into the bizarre embrace of her lifestyle company, means we rarely see her unless she’s traveling to and from GOOP events or going on talk shows snickering about the often irresponsibly crazy shit they’re promoting and acting like she’s not in any way responsible for what’s being peddled in her name. And… okay, so I might find her more frustrating than most people do. But the point remains that she’s usually a sight to behold on a red carpet, and her recent embrace of patterns for casual work would be so intriguing if she transferred it to red carpets. SIGH.

Of course, having said THAT, this looks like her garden exploded on her during routine weeding. Worse, those shoes with it are weird, and she’s still forgotten the art of brushing her hair. Oh, GOOP. You’re as human as the rest of us. Well, except for that stuff about vagina-steaming and jamming jade eggs up your canal.

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