Real talk: Are we even sure that’s CeeLo IN THERE? He could be trapped in someone’s basement right now, as his captor assumes his identity, ruins his life, and makes him an object of mockery on Twitter — including various people calling him “an angry Ferrero Rocher” and this madness:

On the other hand, this is the first time I’ve thought the words “CeeLo” for a really, really long time, so…mischief, perhaps, managed?

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