Oh, man. Bellamy. MELLIE. This may be the worst thing I’ve ever seen you wear.
If I may scroll up for a second, your FEET look fantastic. But then we get up to your torso, and well, I’m not ENTIRELY sure that isn’t the Hoofprint of the Beast doing such ruinous work to your chest. I hope you didn’t recently give money to any mysterious and/or charismatic strangers, or else you might be in trouble.