I feel like this is one of those dress that, if you wore it, you’d spend the whole night ruffling your own layers. Not a euphemism.

Or maybe that’s just me. That being said, I think this is lovely on her — the color is great, and the texture is really interesting. Bonus points for that giant cocktail ring, as it’s never a bad time for a giant ring, in my opinionation. If I were writing this at, say, midnight, I’d probably pen something like, NOTHING GRIMM ABOUT THIS EXCEPT THE PRICE TAG HAR HAR HAR HAR but I’m a cup of coffee into today and so I shall just say: Nicely done, Bitsie!

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