“Yes, yes, I shed my cape. But it was not in vain. It was for art, lovers. It was for this sculpture of FEELING that depicts a straitjacket embracing me like I am its one true love. The meaning? That my abs are crazy, and THE LOPEZ IS MADNESS. Also, lovers, you think I am going to work ten hours a day to make my stomach like an iron plate and then NOT let it explode out of some soft restraints? NOW WHO IS CRAZY.”

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