I just do not understand The Biel. If you’re recently engaged, and Us Weekly says it’s because your boyfriend just wants to shut you up, why wouldn’t you start showing up places looking BLISSFUL and SEXED UP and AMAZING and NEVER BETTER? But every time she’s arrived somewhere for the last forever she’s looked like she just fell out of someone’s attic. And not the fun dramatic kind where they’re keeping their crazy wife — the musty, dusty kind where your mother keeps the bridesmaid dresses she had to wear in the 70s. She also isn’t wearing her ring, a fact our friendly local photographers have made sure to chronicle. Let’s take a look.