Well, she looks good from the neck up:
But from the neck down, it makes me want to stab myself in the palm, just to distract myself from it. This may have been my least favorite look of the night — no, seriously. It’s twee AND unflattering AND bridal AND too young AND the length is weird and it’s just…like, everything that could possibly go wrong with this dress has gone wrong with the dress, with the exception of the fact that we can’t see her nipples. Maybe I should just be grateful for small favors.