It’s a grand tradition to have people start sheering it up all over the place, but the Oscars red carpet was so RESTRAINED in this manner that I’d hoped we wouldn’t see a severe swing the other direction. Alas. But there’s so much more than Kendall Jenner’s groin in this slideshow; truly it is a buffet of all manner of transparencies, and I hope you will sample and shriek at them all. I almost wrote our photo source name as “Shitterstock” and that would have been truly apt.

[Photos: Rex/Shutterstock, WENN]