This is an incredibly perplexing garment — although I must recognize that she as a human looks great. It is…a turtleneck leotard with proscenium curtain sleeves and sheer skirt that had convictions for opacity which crumbled at the slightest pressure. The top is truly like something Dorothy Zbornak would have worn to a formal bingo night, and the waist down is like..Sexy Morticia Addams.
Her actual butt is great; her butt dressings are perplexing! It is a statement to Gabrielle Union’s tremendous personal charisma that I’m like, “oh, a salute to the visible thong of the aughts? Okay!” at all.
This feels technically more like a traditional garment:
And it’s GREAT.
