This feels like an incredibly ceremonial bag.

Perfect if she wants to lead a Pagan resume-cleansing ritual that involves the fiery sacrifice of a bunch of VHS tapes. And, I guess, ideal if you want to eat your weight in kobe beef sliders and whatever-is-trendy-tartare. But otherwise I think looking like a drawstring sack is a sad thing, unless you are a drawstring sack, or a very tiny sock with big dreams.

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