Every time I want to write about someone on Downton, I remember that one of you is in season one and get all worried about spoilers in a recent post about Lady Mary. So, if that one person is YOU: STOP READING NOW SERIOUSLY STOP READING. Ahem. Okay, so no one is more excited that Mistaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaates is out of the pokey than I am, if only because Baaaaaaaates in Jaaaaaiiillll was snoozeville and he’s much more fun when he’s clomping around Downton making Thomas miserable, but there is NO EXCUSE FOR THIS:

You’re FREE, Joanne Froggett! You do NOT need to dress like a servant of any ilk — even a flight attendant.

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