Insert the part here about how I don’t watch Doctor Who  – in fact, last time I wrote about it, I believe I called it Dr Who, to all y’all’s horror — and insert here also a bit about how I appreciate whoever pointed out that its current star, Matt Smith, doesn’t have any eyebrows. I KNEW something was missing.

There’s something ELSE missing from this look, while we’re talking about it. It’s called A Sense of the Proper Way To Wear An Ascot, Because If You ARE Going to Wear An Ascot I Am Pretty Sure You’re Not Supposed to Be Showing That Much Chest-Skin.