“Dear Jennifer Lopez:
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“Your move, Princess. I don’t just swing from chandeliers. I AM the chandelier.
“Love,
Jennifer II, a.k.a., The Sequel That Beat The Original, a.k.a., My Block Had Better Restaurants Than Your Block.
“PS Want to borrow my necklaces? I think they reflect enough light to deter vampires. Just saying.”
