What’s going on with this lady? And I don’t just mean that she’s allegedly Diddy’s longtime girlfriend despite the fact that every other week Us claims Cameron Diaz was giving him a lapdance at some party. Although that’s certainly plenty strange, I don’t think it’s as weird as wearing pants made of Chanel handbags. Or as the outfit that wasn’t in our subscription, but which I linked to on slide six, which turned my brain into porridge.

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