Oh, Stacy. You are so lovely. And you’re STILL DATING Intern George. Surely it hasn’t come to this yet.

Also, just a tip: When cutting the ribbon at the opening of a new Audi dealership (Clooney couldn’t get you Ferrari?) with a giant pair of scissors, make sure you don’t graze your ribs first. Better yet, make sure you stay home with a stomachache and leave this sort of thing to Elisabetta Canalis.

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