My thoughts, in order:

1) “Oh my God, is this movie coming out soon? No? Dammit, people, why are you teasing us? I got excited for the outfits.”

2) “They are so cute together. They might be my fantasy casting for our versions of Will and (American) Kate in The Royal We, except that it may take us eighty years to finish that thing.”

3) “Holy hell, I have a lot of work to do.”

4) “First, a sandwich.”

5) “I wish I had not seen her outfit from the waist down.”

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