I mean, first of all, I can’t with this movie. A VARIETY of people are too good for this movie: Salma Hayek, Maya Rudolph, Chris Rock, Steve Buscemi, even Kevin James! (I have an inexplicable fondness for Kevin James for which I refuse to apologize.) Aly Michalka has a role as “Bikini Girl Savannah,” which… she had a LEADING ROLE on a CW show! I can only hope that’s a cameo, as the movie appears to contain many of them, because even she is too good for that. Someone will have to let me know, because the only way I will see Grown-Ups 2 is if I’m kidnapped and my captors tape my eyes open and stick me in a room where the walls are made of televisions, and all those televisions are playing Grown-Ups 2.

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